1. What is the fear of horses called?
A. Hippophobia
B. Riddiophobia
C. Sadlophobia
D. Equiphobia
A. Hippophobia
TBD: Hey, you know we dosn’t make this stuff up, right?!?
2. Which is NOT a form of horse racing?
A. Flat racing
B. Harness racing
C. Steeplechasing
D. Hop-scotching
D. Hop-scotching
TBD: Did you know that horse racing may well be the oldest sport? By the time humans began […]
Can’t Get There From Here
Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere?
You can fly into Juneau or you can take a ferry to Juneau, but you can’t actually drive there. There are no roads into Juneau. Can you imagine not being able to drive to the […]
Back in 1985, I had an experience which really was a set back for me. It was at a time when a lot of pressure was building. I wasn’t sure which direction I wanted my stained glass art to go. We had experienced a house fire and I needed to concentrate on rebuilding. I had […]
I am addressing something that I should have addressed long ago, which I guess is the same that can be said for an envelope that needs to be sent to Milwaukee, except I don’t know anyone in Milwaukee, so whose name should I put on the address label? As it turns out, over 400 […]
A few months ago, I wrote a tongue-in-cheek piece titled, “Nap For Success.”
As I was scanning the ratings of my articles I noticed at least one reader hated it, awarding it a single star.
For a moment I thought about that person, and the millions of people he represents. I can imagine how he feels.
“I stay […]
An American avant garde composer, who takes his inspiration from the most upstart composers of recent times, had a piece performed last night at Carnegie Hall, titled “Making Popcorn.”
The Boston Pops Orchestra, which commissioned the piece, left the stage to make way for the performance.
Stagehands then wheeled out a popcorn-making machine and prepared it for […]
Many people want to see Moussaoui sent to the death chamber for his assistance to the 911 team, including Moussaoui himself so he can die as a great martyr for Allah? Some are now confused should we have him rot for the rest of his life in prison or go for capital punishment. Some liberals […]
Join the action as 8 of today’s hottest MILFs compete for the National MILF Championship. The Winner is determined by a secret statistical formula you would not understand. Because it involves fractions.
The Basics of the Formula include:
- A Panel of Judges consisting of heterosexual men
- Asking 1000 people on the streets of New York […]
When my youngest brother was about 3 years old, he was experimenting with inventing words that sounded interesting to him. On one particular occasion, he discovered a funny new word that he invented for himself which turned out to be something not so “new.” Speaking his new word proudly, he marched around the […]
I’m 74 years old. Why do I still have to fill out income tax forms? Doesn’t President Bush know I hate it?
The President likes lowering taxes. Why not drop income taxes on pensions, annuities, and Social Security. That would let a lot of us old folks off the hook for life. It should start the […]